In Actual Fact…

Back on July 13th I talked about those t-shirts with provocative slogans i.e. “harder, faster, deeper” written across the chest in Braille -they’re printed in little raised bumps which the company says are like “small, cute, pliable nipples”. (You change your tune with the weather, woman) - t-shirts. I ordered one. I know that Ryan got his delivered straight away. Me. The money got taken out of my PayPal account and then I heard nothing. Nichts. Until today’s e-mail

“Dear actualfactual:

At last. Canada Post will be delivering your notvanilla order via International Air Parcel.

We appreciate your patience; we’ve been completely overwhelmed by the response to our shirts. We had no idea people would like them so much. Being a young and small company, we discovered how difficult it can be meeting demand with supply, while maintaining our quality standards.

Thanks for being so purely notvanilla!”

It’d better be here before Christmas, or I’ll be getting my own sign language t-shirts printed up.
Stupid Fact For Today: Ever burnt your mouth on a cup of Earl Grey tea, because you were being fancy and stuck a slice of lemon, rather than a drop of milk in. Remember the burning connection. The 6th Earl Grey is also President of The Cremation Society of Great Britain.
Song playing as this was published: Travis “Flowers In The Window”