Dec 2nd. Weight 12St6 / 174lbs / something in kilos.
Received a text message from girlfriend.
“2morrow nite, wot abt nice relaxing evening - fancy bj darling?”
A little direct, but hey, she’s from London, women are more assertive there. I held the mobile in my hand, wracking my brains for a suitably suave answer, and how to […]
