People of Wisconsin awake! It’s a miracle! A Sign! Bless St. Bartholomew (okay technically he’s the Patron Saint of Florentine cheese merchants, but he’s just going to have to do for now).

I reckon I should have put this on E-bay and tried to sell it to a casino in Las Vegas for tens of thousands of dollars, but in a moment of bleary-eyed madness this morning I grilled it on top of a piece of toast that bore an uncanny resemblance to the virgin Mary, and ate it.
German Phrase For Today: “Käse” - Cheese
Song playing as this was published: Azure Ray “New Resolution”
HA! Good one. lol