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How To Really Dump Someone

I spent yesterday evening in the company of Black Forest Girl. Normally this would have been a pleasant experience, yesterday however, the air was filled with “All Englishmen are bastards!” well, that was what I said, she was far more polite and forgiving – although I was a little dismayed to notice she didn’t manage […]

Learning German #1

“Setzen Sie sich”, the tutor said, pointing to the last available chair in the group as I burst through the door a few minutes late for the first class. I’d only been in Germany for about 6 weeks and had signed up for this course at the local community centre.
I’d learnt some German words; “Fisch” […]