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Ex Girlfriends

You know the situation, I’m sure; you’ve known someone a while and are having the “pick a number” conversation, the number being “of previous partners”. There are, of course, many options for reply, all of them guaranteed to get you into some kind of trouble eventually:
1. “None. I’ve been saving myself for you darling.” Except […]

Now *I* Am The Master

After demonstrating utter incompetence over the past week as far as even altering Wordpress, let alone writing my own php scripts, okay, my own .php scripts that work goes, I am once more in control of this tiny sliver of the cyberwelt; posts appear when I press “publish” as opposed to five days later (as […]

Shooting To Aerate The Brain

“The tactic involves police marksmen shooting a suspected suicide bomber in the head with no warning to stop them from detonating their device. It was developed as part of Operation Kratos, the Yard’s strategy to counter suicide terrorists.”
My emphasis. Fair enough. If that’s the best way to stop a suicide bomber, I wouldn’t want to […]