Yes, yes, memes are evil, and so is Plumpernickel for tagging me with one. However, limiting the process to three things makes it just about tolerable. So, here goes (answers correct at time of going to press, but subject to change over the course of the day).
3 Things that scare me: Being in a […]
…. Say, what should ich? Especially without Yoda als professeur…..
UPDATE: As AppyLinguist (who obviously has much better eyesight than me) points out - the code at the bottom of the poster tells us that it’s in “Spanish, German, French and Italian“. I’ll let you decide which is which, though.
Say, purely for the sake of argument, that one has been to London for a job inteview and is invited to meet friends at the theatre afterwards. A wonderful idea, no? Unfortunately I have very poor knowledge of London geography, so was advised that it was on page 26 of the A-Z.
Unable to find “The […]
1 p.m. phone call. “Can you come to an interview this afternoon? No it has to be this afternoon.”
It is *quite* near Euston station though, so if I run when I get off the train…
Orange. Life, as you like it.
I know, I know, I should just put the Want Your Willy To Grow? e-mails straight in the bin - the answer’s obvious anyway - just look at the alluring woman/man/farmyard animal/kitchen utensil/whatever takes your fancy and voila! NB: This method works better as a male teenager than later in life. However, (one of) the […]
Oh, it’s a tricky one: the Mail on Sunday is giving away a copy of Prince’s entire new album. Prince’s entire new album. Free. Well, they say it’s free, but if ‘free’ means having to walk in to my local newsagent and saying; “I’d like a copy of the Mail on Sunday please, my good […]
