It’s very easy to go overboard on the Christmas spend, especially when you’ve last present buying until the last minute. Blood rushes to your head, you make impulse purchases on your credit card and regret them in January. However, following extensive recent research, I can now present Mr. Fact’s 10 Point Action Plan To Avoid […]
According to the fact sheet given to me at the hospital outpatients department: whilst an endoscopy “is not painful, there may be some mild discomfort.”
Now, it might well be that I’m just a big girl (actually, that’s not true – if I was a big girl, insertion might have proved easier), but I would describe […]
It doesn’t matter if you have a photograph, never start a tale of the unusual (unless it’s about a girl) with those words. No one will ever believe you. They won’t believe you about the girl, either.
Also, if you talk to the police about alien abductions they’ll just tell you not to use unlicensed mini-cabs […]
… Is - at least I’ve been told - that it’s no longer just as simple as wondering whether one should erect a pine tree in the sitting room during December, to try and fit in…
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I blame Nigella “Pat the pork dry. Season the meat with kosher salt and pepper” Lawson myself…..
Photo downloaded from somewhere […]
Vince Cable’s name isn’t even on the voting forms! The man’s been a revelation during the latest (pick one) governmental ‘mishaps’. Where have they been hiding him all these years?
Song playing as this was published: Radio 4: Live Feed
Sounds better than ‘man-flu’ doesn’t it?
Song playing as this was published: Radio 4: Live Feed
