Yes, well, you wouldn’t understand because you’re just a girl. However, as we all know this “childbirth” thing that women go on about is just “mild lower abdominal discomfort associated with internal parasite expulsion.” You lot can’t fool me; I’ve read the textbooks….
My sympathies. These past few days my nasal mucus production has skyrocketed; in fact given the recent price hikes in commodities, I’m sure I’m producing industrially significant amounts which could be shipped to China at great profit. Oddly enough I came down with “it” at the same time as Mrs. Penguin, but while she has shaken it off, I’m now sure I’ve picked up the deadlier strain; must check if I’ve come into contact with any rhinos recently.
Drat - now I got it! Fortunately in my case as this disease is highly gender-specific I got the non-lethal strain. Stil - l am a snivelling mess. what’s worse - a sniveling mess that has to fly tomorrow. guess what - it will not kill me but it is definitely going to hurt a lot. Hate flying with a cold - the only comfort I got is I might pass it on to a few men who will probavly die from it
Nope! It still sounds like acute hurty throat and runny nose to me!
Yes, well, you wouldn’t understand because you’re just a girl. However, as we all know this “childbirth” thing that women go on about is just “mild lower abdominal discomfort associated with internal parasite expulsion.” You lot can’t fool me; I’ve read the textbooks….
My sympathies. These past few days my nasal mucus production has skyrocketed; in fact given the recent price hikes in commodities, I’m sure I’m producing industrially significant amounts which could be shipped to China at great profit. Oddly enough I came down with “it” at the same time as Mrs. Penguin, but while she has shaken it off, I’m now sure I’ve picked up the deadlier strain; must check if I’ve come into contact with any rhinos recently.
Drat - now I got it! Fortunately in my case as this disease is highly gender-specific I got the non-lethal strain. Stil - l am a snivelling mess. what’s worse - a sniveling mess that has to fly tomorrow. guess what - it will not kill me but it is definitely going to hurt a lot. Hate flying with a cold - the only comfort I got is I might pass it on to a few men who will probavly die from it
If I know you, I know the reason why you feel shit…
*feel like shit…
nope sorry - don’t think we have met. guess I just caught it from one of the colleagues or a dying man on the flight out on wednesday.