….Remember to turn your mobile phone off at night, or you’ll be woken by a text message offering you 900 Rupees per month off your phone bill at 4:30 in the morning. That is all. I’m going back to bed…
Monthly Archives: March 2008
Per ardua ad astra
Blatantly pulled from the boing boing feed, the new USAF motto: “Über alles” – okay, they have a point and the F22 is very, very nice. But there should be a slogan-maker looking for a new job, oder?
Posted in Septics
Other 30% Not Carbon-Based…
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new entrant in the ‘most pathetic marketing blurb’ competition of 2008! This one has the makings of a true winner and is going to prove hard to beat – not only because it’s from…
Posted in Stupidity / FFS
Re-Pats Guide To Britain: The Weather
After being away from Britain for some time, remembering only warm summer days, lazing, drinking fresh lemonade whilst watching cricket, it may come as a surprise to learn that “as a result of climate change*” it now rains in Britain.…
Posted in ActualFacts, Re-Pat
