Monthly Archives: March 2008

In An Era Of 24/7 Global Communications….

….Remember to turn your mobile phone off at night, or you’ll be woken by a text message offering you 900 Rupees per month off your phone bill at 4:30 in the morning. That is all. I’m going back to bed

Posted in Whinge, Whinge, Whinge....

Per ardua ad astra

Blatantly pulled from the boing boing feed, the new USAF motto: “Über alles” – okay, they have a point and the F22 is very, very nice. But there should be a slogan-maker looking for a new job, oder?

Posted in Septics

Other 30% Not Carbon-Based…

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new entrant in the ‘most pathetic marketing blurb’ competition of 2008! This one has the makings of a true winner and is going to prove hard to beat – not only because it’s from

Posted in Stupidity / FFS

Re-Pats Guide To Britain: The Weather

After being away from Britain for some time, remembering only warm summer days, lazing, drinking fresh lemonade whilst watching cricket, it may come as a surprise to learn that “as a result of climate change*” it now rains in Britain.

Posted in ActualFacts, Re-Pat