Let’s get our facts straight here. Germans are, on the whole, incredibly kind and considerate drivers (stop laughing). And, it’s been documented using not-at-all-dubious standards that females make better drivers than men. They have a somewhat nasty habit of sleeping with their driving instructors when you’re in hospital (note to self – next time buy […]
I spent yesterday evening in the company of Black Forest Girl. Normally this would have been a pleasant experience, yesterday however, the air was filled with “All Englishmen are bastards!” well, that was what I said, she was far more polite and forgiving – although I was a little dismayed to notice she didn’t manage […]
I don’t want meaningless, no-strings-attached sex with attractive women.
Now, as you might have guessed, there are a couple of qualifiers to that statement, the most obvious one being that it’s blatantly untrue. So would it be better if I said that whilst I wouldn’t mind meaningless, no-strings-attached sex with attractive women, I’d much rather have […]
Women. As the cliché says - you can’t live with them and you can’t…. Well okay, you can live with them, but you’re never going to agree that the bathroom needs to be cleaned *that* often. You might also have difficulties compromising over how many people you’re allowed to sleep with if you’re in a […]
Midnight tonight is the deadline for applying for the first tranche (is that the right word) of tickets for the World Cup finals, taking place in Germany next year. A major sporting event in the city in which I live! Now, I’d really like to go to one of the matches. Preferably an England one. […]
New Year: For New Year I was in London. With V. And her family and friends.
I noticed something, something I hadn’t actually paid that much attention to before - her parents are from India. Obviously I’ve met them before, but never in their home environment…… I’ve always just thought of them as the parents of […]
