Normally when one looks at a bottle of wine, the label will say “75cl, 1er Cru, 2003, Mis en bouteille au château”, or, in the Fact Household “3 liter Tetrapak, finest Bulgarian Tablewine”. Not so the bottle I’ve just been given as a thank you present:
Now, I’m sure that all wine comes into contact with […]
As you’re all no doubt aware, today is ‘International Talk Like A Pirate Day‘. Now, here at InActualFact we’ll not be standing for any of this pervasive nonsense (even Flickr has a skull and crossbones on its logo, for God’s sake).
In fact, as I’m about as far from the sea as it’s possible to […]
If I was blogging à la Mr. Englishman I’d have labelled this as ‘live tractorblogging’, or something. However, north of Wiltshire it appears to be called “Stop effin’ about wi’ that machine and ‘elp us get these last bales on wagon before it pisses down, yer soft bugger“-blogging.
Usually, after the job is finished a certain […]
General laziness rules today, so just random, but incredibly interesting and important links….
1. Appy Linguist is FirtySix! Go wish ‘im an ‘Appy Birfday. Even ‘is parents forgot for ‘eaven’s sake! The man needs sympathy, and ‘is parents need a calendar, it would seem.
2. Blognor Regis is - and this may come as a surprise to […]
Oh, it’s a tricky one: the Mail on Sunday is giving away a copy of Prince’s entire new album. Prince’s entire new album. Free. Well, they say it’s free, but if ‘free’ means having to walk in to my local newsagent and saying; “I’d like a copy of the Mail on Sunday please, my good […]
Taking whippet fer walk on t’moor in future….
Song playing as this was published: Bonnie Somerville: Winding Road.
