But only the really cheesy ones. Hmm. That doesn’t really narrow it down does it? How about the really cheesy (i.e. all) ones that were written whilst I was in Staffordshire? Yes, that will do it, as the EU now recognises Staffordshire cheese “due to the distinctive nature of the cows diet” amongst other things. […]
You’re all incredibly intelligent and well-read people of the world. I’m sure you’re aware of the (possibly apocryphal) story of the little packets of peanuts on American planes bearing the legend “May contain nuts”…. I don’t know for sure - I spent my flight to Duluth worrying how on earth I was going to manage […]
There was something about London last night that made me literally giddy; The lights, the people, the views, the way the buildings on the Southbank are lit in vivid colours…… but mostly it was the beer.
Whilst browsing through (i.e. deleting) the hundreds of e-mails I’ve received since yesterday evening, I came across an advert from the Sandisk company. They are offering help into Alzheimer’s research. Excellent - that’s the kind of corporate responsibility I like the sound of. And how are they helping fund research into Alzheimer’s research? Obvious, really […]
Glasgow Suicide Bomber Finally Manages To Get At Least One Part Of The ‘Mission’ Right.
I know, I know, I should just put the Want Your Willy To Grow? e-mails straight in the bin - the answer’s obvious anyway - just look at the alluring woman/man/farmyard animal/kitchen utensil/whatever takes your fancy and voila! NB: This method works better as a male teenager than later in life. However, (one of) the […]
